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Five things I had totally forgotten about Conan the Barbarian (1982)

- It starts of with a quote from non other than my man Friedrich Nietzsche



- Conan feels challenged by a camel and knocks it down



- Beer, titties and pron everywhere



- Conan infiltrates the enemy base disguised as a Kiss fan



- And finally, before our very eyes, the murderer of Conan’s parents transforms into SnakeMan